Buon Appetito!

Wassup
world?! Nothing much is happening around me simply because I’ve been
very busy with work. That is working as a couch potato and living the
life of a pig. There’s so much to finish before classes resume but here
I am, online again, wasting my prepaid card searching for porn blah things.

Last
Monday, I got three post mails. The first one’s from San Miguel Great
Food Club. Darn that subscription. It’s always late, no wonder it’s
free. The second’s from TAO-Pilipinas, Inc. Aww a Chritmas card. So
touching. I’m glad they still remember me. The last one’s from
Equitable PCI Bank. It said in the mail that I won the Equitable PCI
Bank Science Award. Cue: You’re supposed to laugh here! Hahaha! Ok, you
may stop laughing now. Apparently, my account has been left untouched
for the past two years and is listed now as one of the gazillion
dormant bank accounts in their branch. Oh goodness.

So there, I
went to the bank earlier err yesterday and deposited my Sept-Oct SA
salary which I got two weeks ago. My gulay! The bank was so packed.
There’s this group of not so old people who apparently came from
Germany and were talking to each other as if they were 100 meters
apart. Sa Germany isang tawag lang blah blah. My gulay! That’s what
they get for eating too much German sausages.

After having my
bank account reactivated, I went window shopping and came across Bob
Ong’s latest book, Stainless Longganisa. Ooooh cool. A couple of
seconds later, I found myself in front of the cashier. Bob Ong, you’re
evil! Just kidding!

So there. I’m stucked with SL. Once again, I have a reason why I won’t be able to finish my problem sets before next week.

Dammit.

Gloria, extend the holidays!!!

Monday’s a non-working holiday as declared by PGMA… AGAIN!

Do you ever wonder why PGMA always declares Monday as a non-working holiday even if the said holiday falls on a Sunday?

Simply because that’s her way of seducing the younger generation. And those with peanut brains do catch her bait.

And when they get old, the dumb-o’s still remember her as the "non-working holiday" President.

"Ah, si Gloria ba ka nyo? Lagi kaming walang pasok nun kaya nga binoto ko s’ya, eh."

Well, at least they remember her. Nice move, Gloria!

I see more holidays coming. And the feeling’s getting better and better.

Where do you usually access your Friendster Account? I often access
mine at home where I don’t have to sign-in everytime I feel like
Friendster-ing. Friendster became so popular in the Metro. In fact, I
heard it was even filtered in La Salle since their computer labs and
libs became jampacked by Friendstermaniac students.

Okay enough of that. Let me proceed with my real agenda. Ehem ehem. As
if I’m going to write something that’s worth reading. Haha. Well, you
can’t stop me. I’ll write it anyway.

Have you ever rented a public computer and noticed that when you tried
to access the net, another person’s account is still logged-in, for
instance in Friendster? What do you usually do after that? Log it out?
Of course not! Yesterday, I bumped into someone else’s Friendster
Account. Senile user. He forgot to sign out his account. And here comes
me, browsing his personal account. Naughty! Naughty me!

So, just a reminder guys, don’t forget to sign out especially your
e-mail accounts whenever you use a public computer. You don’t wanna end
up with a new frienster profile you didn’t create, am I right?

"Archel" should thank me for logging out his account. I did not edit
his Profile even if I was tempted to add crazy lil things. I just
browsed his Profile to see the face behind the forgetful user.

Here’s a stolen testimonial from someone named Aaron Lee:

Archel… Who d heck is dat?
Sounds so ominous…
Oust him!!!
Jowk!!!
Hehehe…
Well,
c archel po, as of now and till next year, is a BSECE sophomore of UP
Diliman… cia po ay isa sa pinakaabnormal na taong nakilala ko.. Y?
Hay nako, talk to Mary Grace Asuncion bout dat matter…
Mahilig po cia sa gossips, especially wen it comes to Ate Grace-Allan affair…
Hahaha…
Nakakahiya
cia actually… Nagsaslitang mag-isa… Short-tempered… Mahilig
manulak sa daan using his powerful, huge hips… D po cia keen
observer… Bulag eh…
Nevertheless, Mabait cia for
some occassions… Hehehe… Nkaka2wang nkakasuklam ang paggng generous
nia… Imagine, bumili ng worth $400 na chocolates, ndi para samin…
Para lang sa mga maaangas naming classmates… Ni Chocnut wala kame…
Huhuhuhu….
Hehehe…
But for me, hndi p cia pmapasa sa pagkamabait… Maybe, he’ll pass my test after na ilibre nia kame…
Hmmp…
Till here!
Ciao!!!!


Turns out he belongs to the Department I left. Hehehe.

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Btw, I’ll be attending the 4-day Young Professionals Workshop in
Ateneo. That means I’ll be skipping classes for four days. Four days
since I have Saturday law classes. Please pray for my safety cause
we’ll also be staying at the "informal settlers" area for two days.

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MONGGY <– My real home